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Alex Guion

Bolivia - High Times in Uyuni

From our travels in January 2017.

Our 4x4s and caravan family on the salt flats just after sunrise on Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.

Our 4x4s and caravan family on the salt flats just after sunrise on Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia.

Fernando Montenegro - Dust in the Wind (From The Magic of Pan Flute)

Despite all, we are in the right place. San Pedro de Atacama (SP) is the starting point for our next trip, a three day 4x4 expedition through the desert to cross over to Bolivia. La Cordillera Travel was recommended on multiple blog posts we found, so we cough up the extra 30CLP and sign. The next morning, we leave at 8am for the Bolivian border at 4000m high aboard a transfer bus. The bus speeds through the countryside, passing trucks around curves with no visibility. Our co-travelers are nervous, we’re only reminded of Cambodia. We meet our 4x4 driver at the border, Edgar, a coca-chewing driver with airs of Madie’s Uncle F or Hung, our motorcycle driver in Vietnam. We’re breathing with difficulty, the air is thin, cold. The warm coffee helps the blood flow, but we’re already feeling the effects of altitude. We meet our co-travelers, three Frenchies, a British lady, a Dutch girl, and a Québécois dude, all excited for the trip. Splitting into two groups, we take the obvious choice of the ugly younguns (me, Madie, Pien, and Étienne) in one car, and the beautifuls in the other (the three Frenchies and the British lady).

Caravanning through the altiplano.

Caravanning through the altiplano.

Never tire of these breathtaking landscapes.

Never tire of these breathtaking landscapes.

We’re off as soon as we pass the border. Edgar is a skilled driver, most of the time off road, and despite the many cars we saw at the border, we’re almost always alone on our journey. The incredible landscape passes by to the sound of a tarka (Bolivian pan flute), playing traditional songs and cheesy classic covers alike. We leave the arid desert for a high altitude landscape, still dry but with some vegetation nearby. We pass llamas and vicunas running wild in the desert. None of us speaks a fair Spanish, and I am designated as the one speaking the best. Edgar stops every half hour, with an explanation of the landscape, the animal, or the mineral. I do my best to understand, translate and ask questions, with meaning lost three times in the process. 

Blue skies, red waters at 14,000 feet above sea level.

Blue skies, red waters at 14,000 feet above sea level.

We spend three incredible days in the desert and high altitudes of Bolivia, oscillating between 3300m and 5300m of elevation at its height. Our first night is at 4500m, the real test for altitude sickness. The digestive system and brain are the first hit by the lack of oxygen, most of us have a headache, some nausea, but all are happy to be where we are. Étienne and I will venture out at night to look at the stars. The SP sky let us down with clouds, this one is pure and black; the Milky Way finally shows us her true depth.

We pass volcano peaks with eternal snow, bathe in thermal baths of mineral water (at 35°C inside the water, and a mere 12°C outside). We see lagoons of pure light blue, because of borax and sulfur. Some are home to flamingos, but others, loaded in arsenic are home to no life. Borax sticks to our shoes, but we venture as close as we can to the water, all hoping for the perfect shot of flamingos. The first day ends with an incredible red lagoon, because of it’s loaded red plankton. The reflection of the blue sky gives a surreal gradient and color; flamingos flying away perfect the picture. The hearty soup and dinner close the day, as I fall asleep to Slaughterhouse-Five.

It’s amazing that such beautiful creatures live and flourish out here.


It’s amazing that such beautiful creatures live and flourish out here.

The James’s flamingo of the high altitudes of Andean plateaus.

The James’s flamingo of the high altitudes of Andean plateaus.

I wake up in the wee hours of the morning because of a bad headache, and choose to meditate on top of the nearby hill as the sun rises. (Cheesy hippie side-quest now complete.) The slow climb on the hill takes my breath away and I settle in the cold for 45 minutes, looking afar or closing my eyes for meditation. This is one of the purest, happiest and loneliest moment I’ve had on this trip.

It’s time for breakfast and then we’re off again. This time, Edgar chooses a playlist of classic rock and pop songs, from the Beatles to Celine Dion, making all of us laugh. We stop at the Árbol de Piedra, and its surrounding Star Trek rocks. They were created by lava years ago, and carved by the wind. Edgar speeds in the sand and dirt, slowing down only for the road holes. He stops at a viewing point, and we’re suddenly at 5300m of elevation, the highest point of our trip.

Árbol de Piedra - the sandstone form in the middle of the desert, carved by wind, and over 20 feet tall.

Árbol de Piedra - the sandstone form in the middle of the desert, carved by wind, and over 20 feet tall.

We pass through a canyon, feed the viscachas (native chinchillas). They only approach me, which tells me my hair is probably too long at this point. We look up for condors that we’ll never see. Flamingos get close at the next laguna, scraping the mud for planktons and critters. Another stop is for the decor of Star Trek episode two, another Mars-like landscape created by lava. We build on the obvious rock stack.

We awoke at 4am to catch the stars and drive out to reach the salt flats before sunrise. It was one of the coolest places we’ve ever been, and one of the most brilliant sunrises we’ve ever seen, with a mirrored reflection of fiery oranges and brilli…

We awoke at 4am to catch the stars and drive out to reach the salt flats before sunrise. It was one of the coolest places we’ve ever been, and one of the most brilliant sunrises we’ve ever seen, with a mirrored reflection of fiery oranges and brilliant blues. Here’s some of our group walking on water just before the sunrise.

The last night is at a salt hotel, after a two hour drive down to 3300m. Thick phallic cacti start to appear in the landscape. We have our first hot shower and too much wine that Étienne and I have to finish. Étienne is also on a long term trip after quitting his job in tech. Him and I have much to share in our times of reflection and thought. We wake up at 4am the next day to live one of our most incredible times in South America, the sunrise at the Salar de Uyuni. Madie’s pictures will describe best the incredible sights of this hour, of the pure white ground, with a couple centimeters of water from the recent rain.

Imagine a giant section of the 10,000+ sqkm salt flats (with only a 1m altitude variation throughout) covered with less than just 2cm of water. Like walking on glass.

Imagine a giant section of the 10,000+ sqkm salt flats (with only a 1m altitude variation throughout) covered with less than just 2cm of water. Like walking on glass.

Salt mounds at sunrise.

Salt mounds at sunrise.

The feel, the texture, the color. Everything was like snow.

The feel, the texture, the color. Everything was like snow.

10,000+ sqkm to explore.

10,000+ sqkm to explore.

Salt flats for days. Wide open for reflection.

Salt flats for days. Wide open for reflection.

I wear flip-flops, sure to feel the cold of the water and the full experience. It’s a time of silence, of new friendship and of large smiles from Madie, who also happens to be wearing every article of clothing she has to stay warm.

We spend a couple hours in awe, laughter and silly pictures. Hot coffee helps us stay awake. The sun starts reflecting aggressively on the white salt. My puffy hair helps shade my ears and face. I pickup an intricate tiny piece of salt. It’s 10am and we leave the flats, trying out llama meat at the local market. It’s a short stop in the train cemetery, worsened by the idiot morons climbing up for the best Instagram picture. Lunch is here and we already have to leave Edgar and our new friends. We’re continuing our adventure to Bolivia, they will spend a day going back to SP.

Broken and abandoned in Uyuni.

Broken and abandoned in Uyuni.

We take a bus to Potosí, the second highest town in the world, famous for its silver mine. The altitude hits me again with a bad headache, so we skip the common mine tour. Another bus takes us to Sucre, where I write these lines as we decide to stay for two weeks, to learn Spanish and volunteer. Let’s see what other adventures Bolivia brings. So far, it has been incredible.

Chile - Glaciers and Towers of Torres Del Paine & Penguins Off Punta Arenas

The most epic mountains we’ve ever seen. Like a painting, really.

The most epic mountains we’ve ever seen. Like a painting, really.

Elbow - Magnificent (She Says)

Torres Del Paine

Puerto Natales was made for the North American and European tourists, with its fine dining restaurants, coffee shops, and overpriced backpacker hotels. We feel out of place already, in so little time since disembarking from Navimag. We find a simple homestay and poorly negotiate for a week stay. People come to Puerto Natales with dreams of a wet, cold week of trekking in Torres Del Paine, the dramatic Mordor-like national park of the area. They come for the letter-named treks, the W and the O. Hordes of heavy duty backpackers exchange looks of approval at the brand of their snow shoes, while we, the underdressed, out-of-shape, unprepared travelers come into town to find a cheap way into the park and see how we can waste a little time. We want to stay in Patagonia to find a last-minute ticket to Antartica. For so many a destination, Puerto Natales is only a stop to us.

Into the woods.

Into the woods.

En route to Grey Glacier in the southern Patagonian Ice Field.

En route to Grey Glacier in the southern Patagonian Ice Field.

After deciding on taking it easy, we rent a car with credit card points, quickly calculating that bus tours will only cost too much and tell us where to go. It’s a beautiful ride through the Patagonian landscape, carved by cold winds and incessant rain. We arrive at the park, blown away by gusts as soon as we open the door, quickly making our way to a first stop for a boat ride to the glacier of a bright, fluorescent blue. We’re certain we found Superman’s hiding spot when they explain the color is due to the density of the ice filtering out all other colors. 

The smaller peaks of Torres del Paine National Park

The smaller peaks of Torres del Paine National Park

One small section of Grey Glacier, a mountain glacier in the Southern Patagonian ice field that’s 6km wide and 30m high.

One small section of Grey Glacier, a mountain glacier in the Southern Patagonian ice field that’s 6km wide and 30m high.

The colossal peaks of Los Cuernos, carved by ice millions of years ago, are simply breathtaking. In months of travel, we had never seen anything so grand and menacing at the same time. We drive around the park, amongst the yellows of the grass, the bluest blues of the lakes of glacier water and rock flour, and the grey, black, and whites of the park’s peaks, culminating above 2,500 meters.

It’s easy to get lost and wander around here.

It’s easy to get lost and wander around here.

We drive back to town, silent, still in awe of the park, when we see a backpacker in the middle of nowhere. He tells us his story over the next half hour: he’s Russian, came from a sailboat crew in Antartica, and is now walking and hitchhiking all the way to Buenos Aires before flying back home. It’s not so bad, he says, his backpack is only 45kg and that’s mostly due to the sub-zero tent. We drop him off in the middle of another nowhere.

Where we picked up our Russian hitchhiker.

Where we picked up our Russian hitchhiker.

Long roads, beautiful views, rays of light.

Long roads, beautiful views, rays of light.

A cold and stormy summer day in Southern Chile.

A cold and stormy summer day in Southern Chile.


Punta Arenas

After a few more days in Puerto Natales, we make our way to Punta Arenas, still hoping for a chance to get tickets to Antartica. The current price is still over $12,000 per person. We quickly find Punta Arenas to be too expensive for us and won’t stay long, and finally admit to ourselves that Antartica will have to wait for next time. We’re in the high season still, and even discounted tickets are well over our budget. This is the first and only time cost is a real limiting factor. We give ourselves a well-named consolation prize: an afternoon trip to Isla Magdalena, full of penguins. Amongst high pitch screams and unexpected smells, we become enamored with the little animals.

A giant penguin colony in the middle of the Strait of Magellan. Every year the Magellanic penguins arrive here to breed on Isla Magdalena, mating with the same partner and returning to the same burrow year after year.

A giant penguin colony in the middle of the Strait of Magellan. Every year the Magellanic penguins arrive here to breed on Isla Magdalena, mating with the same partner and returning to the same burrow year after year.

If we weren’t going to make it to Antarctica to see penguins, at least we could see them on Isla Magdalena. This was the furthest south we made it in South America, and these little guys were here to greet us.

If we weren’t going to make it to Antarctica to see penguins, at least we could see them on Isla Magdalena. This was the furthest south we made it in South America, and these little guys were here to greet us.

It’s a bittersweet end to the South of Chile, but it’s time to start our way back up South America’s west coast. We have a lot more to see, to learn, and to do. We missed our Antartica goal but made a true, new friend. Patagonia will stay one of the best memories of our trip.

Links

  • Puerto Natales is the entrance to the park. Buses to and from El Calafate are available to get there, but the best way is with Navimag or by plane.

  • Torres Del Paine is a unique park and an experience like no other. Plan weeks or months in advance if you want to do the 5 or 10 days trek, respectively the W and the O. It seems well worth it but requires significant gear.

  • Punta Arenas is the closest point to Ushuaia. A few more parks can be visited from the town, including Isla Magdalena, or it can be a starting point to Ushuaia (by cruise or air).

Chile - Four days with Navimag in Patagonia

Fellow shipmates on deck. There was a constant cycle of rain and shine through the Patagonian channels and fjords.

Fellow shipmates on deck. There was a constant cycle of rain and shine through the Patagonian channels and fjords.

Bill Laurance - December in New York

We leave Puerto Montt, the industrial port in the middle of Chile, to head down to Puerto Natales in Chile’s southern tip. There are few roads for this long voyage, and all of them require a passage back to Argentina. So we picked another route: we’re about to embark on a boat through more than 1,500 kilometers of Patagonia’s channels and fjords. 

The beginning of our four day trip through the Patagonian fjords from Puerto Montt to Puerto Natales. Where else can you hitch a ride on a cargo ship?

The beginning of our four day trip through the Patagonian fjords from Puerto Montt to Puerto Natales. Where else can you hitch a ride on a cargo ship?

After a warm welcome by Percy, our naturalist for the next four days, a bus takes us along Puerto Montt’s docks. We walk onboard a simple cargo ship, with lorries and their drivers, motorcycles and their heavily bundled adventure riders, large luggage and their unprepared tourists, a few locals making their way south, and us, climbing the vessel’s ladder with childish eagerness and apprehension. We set our backpacks in our tiny room, lucky to be given a private one, and race to the top level to watch the crew loading and securing trucks. We all gather in the cafeteria, warming up on tea. Safety disclaimers and route are explained by Percy before we leave, already a couple hours late.

And for the next days, we navigate the narrows in the cold, barren Patagonian landscape.

Observing the 1968 Captain Leonidas shipwreck in Messier Channel.

Observing the 1968 Captain Leonidas shipwreck in Messier Channel.

First signs of snow.

First signs of snow.

It’s an overwhelming feeling of peace amongst the quiet channels, in the cold winds, in the gentle rain on empty land, only disturbed by the energetic cormoran making its way to the other island. We feel at the edge of the world, a place where it all started. Percy explains how the difficult climate helps us understand how vegetation started on the rest of the planet, with lichen, brush, small trees, and bird poop as fertilizer. We watch the deserted landscape, bare of any human life except one village we’ll pass by and stop for a two hours, dropping off groceries. The twice-weekly boat is their only connection to other cities in Chile.

Always on lookout. We saw everything you could possibly imagine: orcas, blue whales, Commerson’s dolphins, baby seals, cormorans, albatross, arctic terns, petrels, and, of course, double rainbows.

Always on lookout. We saw everything you could possibly imagine: orcas, blue whales, Commerson’s dolphins, baby seals, cormorans, albatross, arctic terns, petrels, and, of course, double rainbows.

Madie and I carefully isolate ourselves, finding an empty bench by the sea level, talking for hours and waiting for orcas, whales, and seals. The rain is always here, on and off, a companion we’re getting used to while we sip on boldo tea. We fall silent to the sea, laugh at double rainbows, and awe at sunsets. We spy albatross, petrels, and Commerson’s dolphins. As we make our way south we bundle up and put on more layers; Madie is wearing as many clothes as she can.  Back to the top level for dinners, stories of high school are exchanged over cafeteria food as 3-meter waves start when we exit to open sea for a night. We walk back down, carefully walking to the waves’ rhythm and try to fall asleep.

Trying to spot the Commerson’s dolphins surfing on the wakes.

Trying to spot the Commerson’s dolphins surfing on the wakes.

Unbelievable rays of light.

Unbelievable rays of light.

You can see the change in flora as we near the end of our four day voyage.

You can see the change in flora as we near the end of our four day voyage.

It’s already the last day, we approach Puerto Natales, stuck at sea until the winds calm down. A few hours late on schedule, we exit the ship amongst a handful of unhappy tourists. We didn’t want to leave. Patagonia, our newfound friend still has much in store for us, but we’ll always remember the amazing introduction of its channels and fjords. Our backpacks back on, we walk a mile to our homestay, our minds still at sea, still in the tiny cabin, in our laughs at rainbows and cormorans, in the heart of Patagonia.

A photo with our naturalist, Percy. We were the last ones to disembark.

A photo with our naturalist, Percy. We were the last ones to disembark.

The Navimag ship at the end of our 1,500+ km journey, docked at Puerto Natales.

The Navimag ship at the end of our 1,500+ km journey, docked at Puerto Natales.

Links

  • Puerto Montt has little to offer, apart from the entrance to the pretty Chiloé, and the port that leads to South of Chile.
  • Navimag is the only carrier for this route by boat, well worth the money for the unique experience of Patagonia via its channels and fjords. However, do not expect a cruise. There were a few unhappy customers expecting a lot more luxury than what it actually is; your fellow riders are lorry drivers.
  • We landed in Puerto Natales, the entrance to Torres Del Paine. Tours to El Calafate are also available from here, although not advised considering how far it is.