India - Colorful Kolkata

Just a few of the only women at the Mallik Ghat Flower Market in Kolkata, India.

Just a few of the only women at the Mallik Ghat Flower Market in Kolkata, India.

Talvin Singh - Ananta

Arriving in a new country is always something. Excitement and anxiety, knit together, wake us up after our layover in Bangladesh. A luxurious airport fools us on India. We onboard a taxi, with a rough driver who speaks no word of English - Kolkata, or Calcutta, as it was formerly known, is not a tourist destination. After a short altercation and help from security, we manage to agree on where to go. It’s all in his hands now. 

These taxis rule the roads of Kolkata. The hour-long trip from the airport may have been the craziest ride we’ve been on - the heat, the honking, the language barrier, and everyone on the road disobeying traffic regulations. Welcome to India.

These taxis rule the roads of Kolkata. The hour-long trip from the airport may have been the craziest ride we’ve been on - the heat, the honking, the language barrier, and everyone on the road disobeying traffic regulations. Welcome to India.

The first taxi ride is always something. We don’t quite know where we are yet or how to behave; we can’t do anything but trust a stranger. Cambodia’s was friendly and peaceful; Myanmar’s was prepaid and carefully translated; Vietnam’s was our first ripoff; India’s is an adventure in itself. If the driving was crazy in the Philippines or Vietnam, Kolkata is a mix of delirium, schizophrenia, and sociopathy. No lanes, everyone just fills the holes, swerving to their heart’s content and honking incessantly - the only driving rule I can fathom, honk when I pass you, honk back if you don’t want me to. And unlike in South East Asia, the driving is fast. If I had an inclination to try driving in every country, all hopes are gone now. But our driver is nothing short of a superhero with lightning speed reflexes as he swerves his car around every car and every corner. We’re in a small yellow crappy taxi version of Harry Potter’s bus. 

But India is always something, as we soon figure out. A night at the Sunflower Guesthouse and we’re off to visit Kolkata in only a day. A large breakfast replaces the missed dinner and then we board another yellow taxi. Our first stop is the Flower Market. “Why?” he asks. Maybe a question we should have taken more seriously. 

Atop the Howrah Bridge we took a look down at what we had just walked through. This was just a sliver of it.

Atop the Howrah Bridge we took a look down at what we had just walked through. This was just a sliver of it.

Chrysanthemum garlands on this flower merchant.

Chrysanthemum garlands on this flower merchant.

The driver stops a short walk before the market, maybe ten minutes, but those will be the most intense of our day. Kolkata shows us its poorest side, living on the banks of the river, as we traverse a slum amongst curious gazes. Madie is being stared at intently by the many men. I stay close to her, staring back at whoever spends too long looking at her. Roaming dogs and dirty geese share the puddle of mud on the side, in between trucks and buses on their second or third life. The houses are a single hut, with an open fire sizzling the upcoming lunch.

The Mallik Ghat Flower Market looks much of the same with the addition of bright, colorful flowers, many festively strung together as garlands for ceremonies or celebrations. The environment is hypnotizing; a completely different place than we’ve ever been - we are so far from South East Asia. My senses are on overload, with a million things to see - displays of flowers by shirtless men, large stacks of unsold, rotting ones, bees buzzing about; a million things to hear - tight crowds discussing prices, amongst porters wanting to pass through; and too many things to smell - a mix of flowers, armpits, and fried food.

After breakfast we hopped into a shared taxi to start our day. An older gentleman, eager to translate for us, asked where we were going. “The flower market.” Surprised, he asked what we wanted to do there. “Take photos!” As we learned late…

After breakfast we hopped into a shared taxi to start our day. An older gentleman, eager to translate for us, asked where we were going. “The flower market.” Surprised, he asked what we wanted to do there. “Take photos!” As we learned later, this place is only for the brave. We walked through the railroad and waterside slums into a bustling market unlike anything we’ve ever seen before, where thousands of people sell and buy flowers every day. It’s beautiful, it’s dirty, it’s chaos. And it set the pace for our month stay here.

We walk down the streets, managing to cross safely. Buildings are worn down, sidewalks so filled with stalls we have to walk on the road, amongst the many, many other people. Anywhere we look, we can see a hundred people or more, mostly men - we will learn later that the women usually stay home. The honking is omnipresent, to a point where we get used to it and tune it out. The traffic jam is a sight in itself, with cars filling in every spot to gain a few inches, creating a few additional lanes in the process. I see an ambulance stuck in the jam, a small van with a woman with an IV in the backseat - no room for a bed, it doesn’t look like there’s AC either. I hope it’s not too urgent - no one is moving at its siren. 

On their way to a field trip just before boarding the bus, these boys spotted Alex and started giggling. “Where are you from? What country??” We realized then that we had not seen any other tourists in Kolkata. 

On their way to a field trip just before boarding the bus, these boys spotted Alex and started giggling. “Where are you from? What country??” We realized then that we had not seen any other tourists in Kolkata. 

Making a delivery on James Hickey Sarani Street.

Making a delivery on James Hickey Sarani Street.

Colorful Kolkata street scenes.

Colorful Kolkata street scenes.

Our first cup of street chai on James Hickey Sarani.

Our first cup of street chai on James Hickey Sarani.

A simple lunch of rice, curry, and tofu for ₹40 ($0.60 cents) and two samosas for ₹10. The food is nothing short of delicious, with a depth in flavor we have been missing. The street chai in a clay cup is the perfect conclusion. We walk through the large park with no one else but a few free horses roaming around, eventually getting to the Victoria Memorial for a nice break from the buzz, with interludes of strangers wanting our picture (and us getting to take photos in return). 

Sweet faces at Victoria Memorial.

Sweet faces at Victoria Memorial.

Another forty-five-minute ride in traffic to visit the Mother’s house, the mission where Mother (now Saint) Teresa did most of her work in the heart of Kolkata, fighting for lepers in slums. We’re happy to be in this peaceful place, learning about someone who cared deeply of unbound love to people, regardless of their religion. A meditative walk back amongst the noise of the city, before a dinner of the famous Kolkata kathi rolls and our first ration of butter chicken masala. We already can’t get enough of the food, at least there’s no beer here to add to our calorie count. At 4:30 am, we already have to leave Kolkata for Varanasi, with already so much experienced in India. This was only day one.


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Kolkata has less to offer than the famed cities of India, but it still bears a character worth visiting for the traveler. It is also a good stopover before heading to Darjeeling, which we unfortunately missed. 

  • The Mallik Ghat Flower Market was quite an experience.
  • The Victoria Memorial is simple but holds a nice park worth the trouble for some quiet time.
  • Food-wise, Chicken Tikka Masala and Kolkata kathi rolls should not be missed. We had ours at Nizam’s Restaurant. You can also find delicious street food on James Hickey Sarani Street.

Myanmar - Our Route & Numbers

Alex & Madie’s travel route in Myanmar.

Alex & Madie’s travel route in Myanmar.

Numbers from Myanmar

  • Days in Myanmar: 12 days
  • Our daily average cost for lodging and food per person: 24,000 kyat ≈ $17.50
  • Cost of a 5L water: 800 kyat ≈ $0.65
  • Cost of a medium coffee: 2,000 kyat ≈ $1.60
  • Cost of a 500mL beer: 2,000 kyat ≈ $1.60
  • Cost of renting an e-bike (2 people on 1 electric scooter): 7,000 kyat ≈ $5.65 for 24 hours
  • Cost of renting a bicycle: 1,500 kyat ≈ $1.20
  • Cost of renting a private long boat: 17,000 kyat ≈ $13.70 for the day
  • Cost of a long-distance VIP bus ticket: 15,000 kyat ≈ $12.10
     
  • Total time on an airplane: 2 hours and 50 minutes
  • Total time on a bus: 29 hours
  • Total time on a boat: 6 hours (on Inle Lake)
     

How We Got Around

Alex & Madie’s mode of transportation in Myanmar.

Alex & Madie’s mode of transportation in Myanmar.

Myanmar - Inle Lake’s Peace

Inle Lake boat life from above.

Inle Lake boat life from above.

James Blake - Measurements

We make our way to Inle Lake on another long bus ride - the bare countryside passing by, sadly with too much trash on the sidelines. Arriving in Nyaung Shwe, the tourist entry point for Inle Lake - a quaint and simple town, sadly famous for its population of roaming dogs (but not more than we’ve seen in the Philippines, we stray away from Burmese food, preferring the banana pancakes for breakfast, and a plate of fresh pasta for dinner. There’s something to say about the food when you can’t really eat it for too long.

Cows feasting on hydroponic tomatoes farmed on Inle Lake.

Cows feasting on hydroponic tomatoes farmed on Inle Lake.

One of the many thousands of wooden boats on Inle Lake.

One of the many thousands of wooden boats on Inle Lake.

A day bike ride through the area reveals the surroundings, on flat dirt paths filled with sleepy dogs. We ride by local houses, with the women bathing in the nearby stream, by hangars of tomatoes, with the worst ones saved for the cows. At a nearby village, we stop at an abandoned temple, still showing its intricate details, now rusted - a few Buddha effigies stay standing. At the pier, we’re quickly accosted by the local boat owners for a ride through the famed part of the lake, only to be turned down by the intransigent Madie.

Dinner is with Zizi, the new owner of a small restaurant - she didn’t even have time to change the sign. She has a poster of Aung San Suu Kyi, the female leader of Myanmar attempting to unify the country and finally bring peace. The country was under a military dictatorship for more than thirty years, until 2011 when the junta was dissolved, after repeatedly violating human rights (and unfortunately still criticized today for the treatment of the Muslim minority). Where a country is bloodied in conflict for the past twenty years by men, leave it to the women to bring some order. Zizi tells us about her hopes for the restaurant’s new concept, and her hopes for the country. A dinner of local food and positive thoughts, before we head the next day to visit Inle on the water.

Inle Lake is unlike any place we’ve seen before, where townships are built entirely on the water - modest homes on stilts, hydroponic vegetable gardens, boats as modes of transportation, and gridded waterways. Oh yes, and satellite tv.

Inle Lake is unlike any place we’ve seen before, where townships are built entirely on the water - modest homes on stilts, hydroponic vegetable gardens, boats as modes of transportation, and gridded waterways. Oh yes, and satellite tv.

Young Inthar (“people who live on the lake”) children going for a paddle. It’s possible some of them have never seen or been in a car before.

Young Inthar (“people who live on the lake”) children going for a paddle. It’s possible some of them have never seen or been in a car before.

Inle is sometimes called the Venice of the East (towns are built around a network of canals), but it would not do justice to either town. We find a much more unique place. A boat driver takes us an hour south and enters a farming village with a population living on the lake, in houses on stilts. The farmland is on the water too, growing tomatoes, water corn, and a special type of onion. Streets are canals, and quick boat rides are needed to get anywhere.

Boats carrying tourists, transporting goods, and selling produce crowd the landing at the main temple.

Boats carrying tourists, transporting goods, and selling produce crowd the landing at the main temple.

One of two big freshwater lakes in Myanmar, Inle is an enormous source of fish, eaten any which way. This was the largest dried fish stall at the market, its scent could be smelled from meters away.

One of two big freshwater lakes in Myanmar, Inle is an enormous source of fish, eaten any which way. This was the largest dried fish stall at the market, its scent could be smelled from meters away.

Despite a sadly blatant poverty, the place is as happy and peaceful as can be, with kids running around on decks, over bridges, and jumping into the water with little care for the passing tourists; with young adults speeding skillfully on boats full of the weekly groceries; with older men rowing slowly to the local grocery and tobacco shop; a simple, authentic, happy life in town, with the lake as its main character. The driver takes us to multiple craft shops of lotus root textiles, silver jewelry, and wooden longboats - no-thank-yous are the only things we manage to say. A cigar shop gets me my first smoke in months.

We arrive at the Hpaung Daw U Pagoda, host of five Buddha statues that now look like large gold eggs after thousands of people have placed gold leaf on them. Outside, a giant golden bird greets us, helm of a boat carrying the eggs around the lake from pagoda to pagoda. The last stop is Nga Phe Kyaung, the jumping cat monastery, called so because of a colony of cats decided to live with monks who trained them to jump for tourists. Now, the cats no longer jump, after criticism from the tourism communities, but only live lazily with the monks. A final moment of peace, amongst cats, as we read the scriptures on the wall describing the life of the Buddha. Another promise to meditate more.

A sweet face at the monastery. After her mother took a photo of us together, she struck this pose when I asked for a photo in return. Faintly painted on her face is thanaka paste, a cosmetic made from ground bark. Women and children, and some boys, …

A sweet face at the monastery. After her mother took a photo of us together, she struck this pose when I asked for a photo in return. Faintly painted on her face is thanaka paste, a cosmetic made from ground bark. Women and children, and some boys, apply the cream as a beauty statement, to protect from sunburn, and to promote healthy skin. A tradition they've had for over 2000 years.

We leave Inle to finish our Myanmar story, back to Yangon for a flight to India. We were not expecting much after many months in South East Asia, but Myanmar surprised us. To call it the next Thailand would not be fair to a country with such unique history and landscapes. But I, for one, hope it will become the next Thailand, and with it, better economy, infrastructure, and life for its caring and sweet population. Let it become what it wants, as long as it retains its character.